Flailing Is For Prophets

A guide for the prophetically inclined. Learn to flail like a true seer.

Flailing 101:

Step 1: Hold your hands out to the side like a flailing bird.

Step 2: Flail your arms wildly, as if you're trying to swish away an invisible mosquito.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 for 5-7 minutes, or until you're tired and your arms are sore.

Prophetical Proverbs for the Flailing:

  1. When in doubt, flail.
  2. A flailing is a flailing, but a prophet is always in control.
  3. Don't flail in front of the mirror, it's not flattering.

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